Friday, May 25, 2012
Feelin hot...
I wasn't even gonna upload this here .... it only feels half finished OTL on BG block again lol. And I totally wasn't gonna draw an entire beach...
Anyway, =Speedeh and *LadyLoriel wanted me to draw Scott naked and I was like ASDFGHJKL NO and they (well, Nel) were like ASDFGHJKL YES and I was like ASDFGHJKL IN SPEEDOS and they was like ASDFGHJKL YAY!!
LOL. He loves the beach I think, he's quite outdoors-y, likes fresh air and just walking around and sight seeing c:
But really. He's just super hot. No reason needed. Jason is a lucky bitch >XD
Body hair is weeeeird :U I just used a grass brush, lolololol *shot*
So yup. BG fail. Anatomy improving~
Hope you love it xx
Emerald High © ~Pinkaila 2012.
Critiques NOT desired.
Losers
Originally written: 16/5/2012
Just some random bullsh*t I gave up on quick coz I just don't even know, OK? XD
But damn, I really should draw Feesha and Andy more lol, I'm having fun with them recently~
They are the main bullies after all, and they're constantly attempting evil for some reason... meh, they're funny, the end.
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Part 1
SCHOOL - HISTORY BLOCK - MORNING
Feesha is sat in class, tapping her fingers on the desk, half listening to the teacher. She stares for a moment.
Feesha: ... I've just had the most amazing idea EVER.
Andy is sat next to her, boredly reading his textbook.
Andy: Dye your hair black? It would stand out a LOT less than orange, you know (rolls eyes).
Feesha: No you black sh*t! (snarls) And for the record, black hair is disgusting!
Andy: You're only saying that because me and your childhood nemesis, Sammi, has black hair...
Feesha: I am going to hold a party!
Andy: Oh great. One problem, you have no f*cking friends.
Feesha: SHUT UP!!
The Teacher stops and glares at her. She smiles, fakely. He continues talking.
Feesha: (whispers) Not an 'invite yourself and get pissed' party you idiot. A party for the smartest people in school, only. So I can convince them that we should kick out all the idiots and losers, like you...
Andy evil eyes her.
Feesha: And fill this school with only the brightest, most promising minds, like mine! Everyday, supplies, resources, electricity, oxygen, is WASTED on people who couldn't give 2 sh*ts about school and hate coming here. WHY?? Why waste everyone's time and energy on total failures?!!??!?
Andy: Nice speech... But save it for your soap box, Francis.
Feesha: (clenches teeth) You dare utter my real name in public and I will make sure you never see daylight again!!
Andy: I never see daylight as it is, since I work for you 7-5 every bloody day.
Feesha: I want a new black side kick! (slams fist on desk).
Andy: I'm Indian, you f*cking stupid cu!!-
Teacher: Anderson! Maison!
They're both leaning towards each other, snarling, then turn and blink at the teacher. They both growl and lift their books in front of their faces.
Part 2
SCHOOL - CORRIDOR - THAT AFTERNOON
Sammi: More f*cking parties.
Sammi glances at a poster on the billboard. Jason shoves in front.
Jason: Oooh this one's for genuises!
Sammi: You're definitely not invited then.
Jason: (reads) "Anyone who has ever achieved an A+ in any subject is welcome! Your grades will be checked on entry".
Sammi: The hell? Who's hosting it? The chess club? Pfft.
Jason: Lol nope! Feesha!!
Sammi: ...
Ason: I know right??
Sammi: Did you just say 'lol' in reality?
Jason: Yus.
SCHOOL - CHESS CLUB - LATER
Joey: Check mate!
Joey sits back, looking rather pleased with himself. Flash to Karl, sat opposite him, looking very pissed. Karl knocks all the pieces off the board, onto the floor.
Karl: This game is f*cking stupid!!!
Joey: Well, I did offer to teach you some moves before hand. But you were adimant that you knew how to play, hahaha.
Karl: I do! You're just-just, you CHEATED!!
Joey: I did cheat actually. I let you keep 7 pieces that I could have easily taken, you didn't even notice! Admit it, you can't play, can you? (laughs)
Karl: As I said. THIS GAME IS F*CKING STUPID AND SO ARE YOU!!
Joey: Pleasure playing you, Karl!
Karl stomps out the room and shoves his hands in his pockets. He stares at the floor then suddenly bumps into someone.
Feesha: Oh! Hello Jeanry. Been to geek club have we? Pfft.
She smirks and rushes away, presumably plotting her evil. I mean, err, organizing her party. Karl glances down at the flyer she dropped.
Karl: Bitch... (he stomps on the flyer).
FEW MINUTES LATER...
Joey spots the flyer as he comes out of chess club.
Part 3
SAMMI'S HOUSE - HIS BEDROOM - EVENING
Sammi is sat on the edge of his bed, thinking. Jason is at the other end, half lying down and humming.
Sammi: Ya know, Feesha's always up to sh*t. Maybe WE should get up to some sh*t and find out what sh*t SHE'S up to at this sh*t suspicious party.
Jason: What’s so suspicious about it?? Then again (inspects poster) THIS HAS BEEN PRINTED WITH A-A LASER PRINTER!!! (insert lightning strike of doom).
Sammi: ... Dude. She stole that last week from Jameson's office. Remember? Or, more accurately, Andy Pandy and Kayron stole it FOR her.
Jason: So clear and shiny!... (awes at poster).
Sammi: (rolls eyes)... Anyway, I can get in easily, but you? Pfft.
Jason: FYI! (stands up on bed) I gained an A+ last year for my super awesome amazing acting skills in the school's production of Snow White!
Sammi: Err, HOW? (raises brow)... you were Dopey.
Jason: By begging and screaming at Mr Alten until he gave up! (wide grin)
Sammi: I see (deadpan as always).
Jason: No seriously! My begging and screaming was so realistic he HAD to raise my grade!!
Sammi: For f*ck-
Jason: Sooooooooooooo (sits back down, leaning towards Sammi) what do YOU have an A+ in, huh???
Sammi: Math.
Jason: HAHHAHAHHAHHAHAA!! (face drops) No seriously, what?
Sammi: Dude, you've known since forever I'm pretty good at math.
Jason: I have???
Sammi: Go ask Jameson tomorrow. Straight record of top-ass grades for Maths AND Algebra since I was 12.
Jason: ... I learn something new about you everyday (stares).
Sammi: Mmm... I know you can only process one f*cking fact at a time, so yeah.
Akzeta (Sammi's mom)(OS): Dinner's ready!
Sammi gets up and pushes Jason back, banging his head on the bed frame.
Jason: OWWAA!! You jerk!
Part 4
SCHOOL - FEESHA'S KINDA SECRET ROOM - NEXT MORNING
Feesha: Is everything sorted?
Andy: What NEEDS sorting? There's no food, drink, dress code or reason to even call it a bloody party!
Feesha evilly glares at him.
Andy: (sighs) The venue is Drama room 4, time; 3PM, as it's not in use.
Feesha: Perfect! I've always wanted to put the stupid massive drama rooms to good use! My voice will echo off the walls, there will be no escape from my words of justice!!
Andy: God help us.
SCHOOL - DRAMA ROOM 4 - 3PM - YEP THAT WAS QUICK
Feesha is dressed in a long red sleeveless dress. Looking more prom than president.
Andy: Well, if it isn't a dead, boobless version of Jessica Rabbit (smirks).
Feesha: F*CK OFF! I happen to like red. Makes me stand out among all these losers.
Andy: Of course. Matches your red hair.
Feesha: YOU'RE FIRED!!!!
Andy: Oh my god, seriously? (rolls eyes)
Feesha: NO! I f*cking hate you but you're reasonably useful so whatever black boy, get my speech!
Andy: Fffffffffffine... (stomps off and utters) only reason I started 'working' for you was you promised to drive Sammi out of school and make Krissie love me, and you've failed to even attempt such a thing. Useless bitch.
Kayron and Debbie are at the door, being the bouncer/grade checker for the evening. Good luck with that.
Various students come pouring in, dressed in whatever they were wearing for school. Each showing Debbie their certificates and exam papers to prove themselves worthy of tolerating Feesha's endless blabbing of hate and disgust at underachievers. Woo.
Andy hands Feesha her speech and glances at the main door. He spots Sammi in the line, so calmly walks over.
Sammi: Heeeey Debs!! How's life treatin' ya? Or should I say, How's Feesha treain' ya? Like sh*t?! (whispers threateningly) You should run while you still can...
Debbie blinks and leans back. Andy marches towards them.
Andy: Get lost Samuel!
Sammi: It's Samu-AL.
Andy: Whatever, you Arabian scum!
Sammi: (growls then spits at Andy)... Ya know what, f*ck you!! (whips out exam paper) read it 'n' weep Andy Pandy.
Andy: Y-you, MATH?? (wipes spit off face) You can't even count how many breats your slut of a girlfriend has!!
Sammi: That does it!
Sammi flings himself at Andy and pins him down, ready to punch his face in.
Andy: GAH! STOP PLEASE!! I'll pay you anything, don't harm my face! I need it for drama club!
Sammi: Gay sh*t (stands up).
Andy: I'll have you know I'm perfectly straight!
Sammi: You wont be when I get my hands on you!!
Andy: ...??
Sammi: (rolls eyes) I MEANT I will disfigure you, thus you won't be straight will you-oh forget it!!
Feesha: What the HELL is he doing here??? In fact, what the hell is Jason, Karl, Amilia, Krissie, Daisy, Kexi, Alicia, Scott, Cory, Joey, Cleo, Harritte, Cassandra, Gornellia, Nikki, Daniel, Dannielle, Tori, Evanio and Alex doing here???
Jason: You forgot Josh!
Feesha: AAAARRRGGH!! Get them out! I hate them all!
Jason: Dryagon isn't here either, he's sorta a main one, I guess. I don't even know half these people actually!! (grins)
Sammi: Why are they even considered main characters?...
Jason: Beats me!
Feesha: You gonna stand there and discuss casting or am I gonna ask why the hell Debbie and Kayron have let them in?!
Krissie: Haha! We've ALL gettin' A's at some point Feesha. And according to your obviously-not-very-well-thought-out-posters, anyone who's got an A is allowed in, sooo, joke's on you honey! (sticks tongue out).
Feesha: (nearly explodes)............ THIS IS YOUR FAULT!!! (points at Andy)
Andy: Of cooourse it is. Please don't kill me (bored).
Krissie: (sweet tone) Oh, someone WILL be killing you hon. What was that insult about Sammi's 'slut of a girlfriend'?
Andy: I-I-I didn't mean it!!
Sammi: Careful babe, no harming his face. Just a few kicks in the balls will do.
Krissie: HA! He HAS balls? I had no idea (laughs then punches Andy in the guts).
Andy immediately topples over in pain, then whispers to himself.
Andy: She's so attractive when she's mad... ACK!
Jason: So um, just so this doesn't feel like a cliff hanger, what was this 'party' for anyways??
Feesha: TO KILL YOU ALL!!
Jason: (smiles) Oh right!... Wait what???
Feesha flings something across the room, it immediately emits knock out gas and the students start falling like flies.
Sammi, Jason and Krissie just stand there, blinking.
Sammi: Seriously? That is so cliche-(faints)
Part 5
UNKNOWN LOCATION - 20 MINUTES LATER
In a black room.
Feesha: Remember when I promised I'd eliminate Samual Clanes Jr. and you would finally have your precious Kristina?
Andy: I said that 30 minutes ago, actually...
Feesha: I have done so. You no longer need to work for me Anderson... I will miss you. But alas, I will simply replace you with someone smarter and whiter.
Andy: Thank god.
Feesha flicks on the lights. Revealing Sammi and Krissie tied to chairs with cellotape in one of the club rooms in the Maths basement.
Andy: (confused)...What are you going to do with Sammi then??
Feesha: I will dispose of him.
Andy: You'll kill him??
Feesha: F*ck no! There's no way I'm going to prison for murder!!... Again (looks away)
Andy: What?
Feesha: Uugh!! Do you have ANY common sense? We will dispose of Sammi, then when Krissie wakes up I will TELL her I've killed her pathetic asshole of a boyfriend and she'll be so vulnerable and upset she's bound to love the first black guy she comes close to!
Andy: (gritted teeth) I'm Indian!
Feesha and Andy suddenly look forward. Krissie and Sammi are staring at them. Krissie raises a brow, Sammi looks ready to kill someone himself.
Feesha: Sh*t...
Krissie: Feesha, Feesha, Feesha... I know you're trying to be evil but what's wrong with just being nice? That goes for both of you. If Andy was nice I'd have at least dated him.
Andy/Sammi: Really??!!
Krissie: Hell no! All you ever do is brag about your f*cking money!
Andy: Girls like money!
Krissie: Well I don't, pfft. I have plenty of it, in fact, you can HAVE some. Maybe you'll be happy then hmmm??
Andy: At least I HAVE money! Unlike you're brainless, worthless boyfriend!
Sammi: GO TO HELL!! (struggles to escape from cellotape)
Krissie: I know you're just troubled young people, who have obviously had horrific childhoods... (sly glare) maybe we can help you.
Feesha: You can help HIM by kissing his face off! That's all he wants! I know for a fact you fancy her Andy, no point denying it, black boy!
Krissie: ?? He's not black, he's Indian-
Sammi starts breathing deeply.
Feesha: What's he doing??
Krissie: (smiles) Hyperventilating. He's allergic to bullsh*t honey.
Andy: Just let them go, this is stupid!!
Krissie: Yes. This IS stupid! I'll never ever love you Andy. I wasn't even aware you did until 5 minutes ago (squirms)... Though it would explain why you bragged so much at me. I just thought you thought I was a sh*theaded snob like yourself.
Andy: (snarls) You deserve better than that RAT!
Sammi: You're just jealous (laughs) jealous that I get to f*ck her every night wile you're all alone for all eternity coz everyone f*cking hates you!!!
Krissie: Everybody calm the hell down!... (blows hair strand out her eyes) let us go Feesha. We can discuss this like adults, ya know, with hand gestures.
Feesha reluctantly unwraps the cellotape off them. Krissie quickly punches Feesha's nose, making her fall over, screaming and Sammi picks up Andy and flings him against a wall.
Krissie: Least now you don't need an excuse to get a nose job (smiles)
Krissie and Sammi rush out the room with one of the chairs, putting up against the door, locking them in.
Feesha and Andy get up and stare at each other.
Andy: You know Feesha... I've always admired your hair.
Feesha: Go to hell I wouldn't kiss or engage in sexual activity with you if you were the last pink wearing, musical loving, straight man alive!!
Krissie: Why the hell you tell them we're having sex? (laughs loudly)
Sammi: To make Andy more jealous, DUH.
CUT TO
Jason: We've ran out of conclusions!! WOO!!!
Jason rides past the screen on a magical flying unicorn.
The end.
Just some random bullsh*t I gave up on quick coz I just don't even know, OK? XD
But damn, I really should draw Feesha and Andy more lol, I'm having fun with them recently~
They are the main bullies after all, and they're constantly attempting evil for some reason... meh, they're funny, the end.
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Part 1
SCHOOL - HISTORY BLOCK - MORNING
Feesha is sat in class, tapping her fingers on the desk, half listening to the teacher. She stares for a moment.
Feesha: ... I've just had the most amazing idea EVER.
Andy is sat next to her, boredly reading his textbook.
Andy: Dye your hair black? It would stand out a LOT less than orange, you know (rolls eyes).
Feesha: No you black sh*t! (snarls) And for the record, black hair is disgusting!
Andy: You're only saying that because me and your childhood nemesis, Sammi, has black hair...
Feesha: I am going to hold a party!
Andy: Oh great. One problem, you have no f*cking friends.
Feesha: SHUT UP!!
The Teacher stops and glares at her. She smiles, fakely. He continues talking.
Feesha: (whispers) Not an 'invite yourself and get pissed' party you idiot. A party for the smartest people in school, only. So I can convince them that we should kick out all the idiots and losers, like you...
Andy evil eyes her.
Feesha: And fill this school with only the brightest, most promising minds, like mine! Everyday, supplies, resources, electricity, oxygen, is WASTED on people who couldn't give 2 sh*ts about school and hate coming here. WHY?? Why waste everyone's time and energy on total failures?!!??!?
Andy: Nice speech... But save it for your soap box, Francis.
Feesha: (clenches teeth) You dare utter my real name in public and I will make sure you never see daylight again!!
Andy: I never see daylight as it is, since I work for you 7-5 every bloody day.
Feesha: I want a new black side kick! (slams fist on desk).
Andy: I'm Indian, you f*cking stupid cu!!-
Teacher: Anderson! Maison!
They're both leaning towards each other, snarling, then turn and blink at the teacher. They both growl and lift their books in front of their faces.
Part 2
SCHOOL - CORRIDOR - THAT AFTERNOON
Sammi: More f*cking parties.
Sammi glances at a poster on the billboard. Jason shoves in front.
Jason: Oooh this one's for genuises!
Sammi: You're definitely not invited then.
Jason: (reads) "Anyone who has ever achieved an A+ in any subject is welcome! Your grades will be checked on entry".
Sammi: The hell? Who's hosting it? The chess club? Pfft.
Jason: Lol nope! Feesha!!
Sammi: ...
Ason: I know right??
Sammi: Did you just say 'lol' in reality?
Jason: Yus.
SCHOOL - CHESS CLUB - LATER
Joey: Check mate!
Joey sits back, looking rather pleased with himself. Flash to Karl, sat opposite him, looking very pissed. Karl knocks all the pieces off the board, onto the floor.
Karl: This game is f*cking stupid!!!
Joey: Well, I did offer to teach you some moves before hand. But you were adimant that you knew how to play, hahaha.
Karl: I do! You're just-just, you CHEATED!!
Joey: I did cheat actually. I let you keep 7 pieces that I could have easily taken, you didn't even notice! Admit it, you can't play, can you? (laughs)
Karl: As I said. THIS GAME IS F*CKING STUPID AND SO ARE YOU!!
Joey: Pleasure playing you, Karl!
Karl stomps out the room and shoves his hands in his pockets. He stares at the floor then suddenly bumps into someone.
Feesha: Oh! Hello Jeanry. Been to geek club have we? Pfft.
She smirks and rushes away, presumably plotting her evil. I mean, err, organizing her party. Karl glances down at the flyer she dropped.
Karl: Bitch... (he stomps on the flyer).
FEW MINUTES LATER...
Joey spots the flyer as he comes out of chess club.
Part 3
SAMMI'S HOUSE - HIS BEDROOM - EVENING
Sammi is sat on the edge of his bed, thinking. Jason is at the other end, half lying down and humming.
Sammi: Ya know, Feesha's always up to sh*t. Maybe WE should get up to some sh*t and find out what sh*t SHE'S up to at this sh*t suspicious party.
Jason: What’s so suspicious about it?? Then again (inspects poster) THIS HAS BEEN PRINTED WITH A-A LASER PRINTER!!! (insert lightning strike of doom).
Sammi: ... Dude. She stole that last week from Jameson's office. Remember? Or, more accurately, Andy Pandy and Kayron stole it FOR her.
Jason: So clear and shiny!... (awes at poster).
Sammi: (rolls eyes)... Anyway, I can get in easily, but you? Pfft.
Jason: FYI! (stands up on bed) I gained an A+ last year for my super awesome amazing acting skills in the school's production of Snow White!
Sammi: Err, HOW? (raises brow)... you were Dopey.
Jason: By begging and screaming at Mr Alten until he gave up! (wide grin)
Sammi: I see (deadpan as always).
Jason: No seriously! My begging and screaming was so realistic he HAD to raise my grade!!
Sammi: For f*ck-
Jason: Sooooooooooooo (sits back down, leaning towards Sammi) what do YOU have an A+ in, huh???
Sammi: Math.
Jason: HAHHAHAHHAHHAHAA!! (face drops) No seriously, what?
Sammi: Dude, you've known since forever I'm pretty good at math.
Jason: I have???
Sammi: Go ask Jameson tomorrow. Straight record of top-ass grades for Maths AND Algebra since I was 12.
Jason: ... I learn something new about you everyday (stares).
Sammi: Mmm... I know you can only process one f*cking fact at a time, so yeah.
Akzeta (Sammi's mom)(OS): Dinner's ready!
Sammi gets up and pushes Jason back, banging his head on the bed frame.
Jason: OWWAA!! You jerk!
Part 4
SCHOOL - FEESHA'S KINDA SECRET ROOM - NEXT MORNING
Feesha: Is everything sorted?
Andy: What NEEDS sorting? There's no food, drink, dress code or reason to even call it a bloody party!
Feesha evilly glares at him.
Andy: (sighs) The venue is Drama room 4, time; 3PM, as it's not in use.
Feesha: Perfect! I've always wanted to put the stupid massive drama rooms to good use! My voice will echo off the walls, there will be no escape from my words of justice!!
Andy: God help us.
SCHOOL - DRAMA ROOM 4 - 3PM - YEP THAT WAS QUICK
Feesha is dressed in a long red sleeveless dress. Looking more prom than president.
Andy: Well, if it isn't a dead, boobless version of Jessica Rabbit (smirks).
Feesha: F*CK OFF! I happen to like red. Makes me stand out among all these losers.
Andy: Of course. Matches your red hair.
Feesha: YOU'RE FIRED!!!!
Andy: Oh my god, seriously? (rolls eyes)
Feesha: NO! I f*cking hate you but you're reasonably useful so whatever black boy, get my speech!
Andy: Fffffffffffine... (stomps off and utters) only reason I started 'working' for you was you promised to drive Sammi out of school and make Krissie love me, and you've failed to even attempt such a thing. Useless bitch.
Kayron and Debbie are at the door, being the bouncer/grade checker for the evening. Good luck with that.
Various students come pouring in, dressed in whatever they were wearing for school. Each showing Debbie their certificates and exam papers to prove themselves worthy of tolerating Feesha's endless blabbing of hate and disgust at underachievers. Woo.
Andy hands Feesha her speech and glances at the main door. He spots Sammi in the line, so calmly walks over.
Sammi: Heeeey Debs!! How's life treatin' ya? Or should I say, How's Feesha treain' ya? Like sh*t?! (whispers threateningly) You should run while you still can...
Debbie blinks and leans back. Andy marches towards them.
Andy: Get lost Samuel!
Sammi: It's Samu-AL.
Andy: Whatever, you Arabian scum!
Sammi: (growls then spits at Andy)... Ya know what, f*ck you!! (whips out exam paper) read it 'n' weep Andy Pandy.
Andy: Y-you, MATH?? (wipes spit off face) You can't even count how many breats your slut of a girlfriend has!!
Sammi: That does it!
Sammi flings himself at Andy and pins him down, ready to punch his face in.
Andy: GAH! STOP PLEASE!! I'll pay you anything, don't harm my face! I need it for drama club!
Sammi: Gay sh*t (stands up).
Andy: I'll have you know I'm perfectly straight!
Sammi: You wont be when I get my hands on you!!
Andy: ...??
Sammi: (rolls eyes) I MEANT I will disfigure you, thus you won't be straight will you-oh forget it!!
Feesha: What the HELL is he doing here??? In fact, what the hell is Jason, Karl, Amilia, Krissie, Daisy, Kexi, Alicia, Scott, Cory, Joey, Cleo, Harritte, Cassandra, Gornellia, Nikki, Daniel, Dannielle, Tori, Evanio and Alex doing here???
Jason: You forgot Josh!
Feesha: AAAARRRGGH!! Get them out! I hate them all!
Jason: Dryagon isn't here either, he's sorta a main one, I guess. I don't even know half these people actually!! (grins)
Sammi: Why are they even considered main characters?...
Jason: Beats me!
Feesha: You gonna stand there and discuss casting or am I gonna ask why the hell Debbie and Kayron have let them in?!
Krissie: Haha! We've ALL gettin' A's at some point Feesha. And according to your obviously-not-very-well-thought-out-posters, anyone who's got an A is allowed in, sooo, joke's on you honey! (sticks tongue out).
Feesha: (nearly explodes)............ THIS IS YOUR FAULT!!! (points at Andy)
Andy: Of cooourse it is. Please don't kill me (bored).
Krissie: (sweet tone) Oh, someone WILL be killing you hon. What was that insult about Sammi's 'slut of a girlfriend'?
Andy: I-I-I didn't mean it!!
Sammi: Careful babe, no harming his face. Just a few kicks in the balls will do.
Krissie: HA! He HAS balls? I had no idea (laughs then punches Andy in the guts).
Andy immediately topples over in pain, then whispers to himself.
Andy: She's so attractive when she's mad... ACK!
Jason: So um, just so this doesn't feel like a cliff hanger, what was this 'party' for anyways??
Feesha: TO KILL YOU ALL!!
Jason: (smiles) Oh right!... Wait what???
Feesha flings something across the room, it immediately emits knock out gas and the students start falling like flies.
Sammi, Jason and Krissie just stand there, blinking.
Sammi: Seriously? That is so cliche-(faints)
Part 5
UNKNOWN LOCATION - 20 MINUTES LATER
In a black room.
Feesha: Remember when I promised I'd eliminate Samual Clanes Jr. and you would finally have your precious Kristina?
Andy: I said that 30 minutes ago, actually...
Feesha: I have done so. You no longer need to work for me Anderson... I will miss you. But alas, I will simply replace you with someone smarter and whiter.
Andy: Thank god.
Feesha flicks on the lights. Revealing Sammi and Krissie tied to chairs with cellotape in one of the club rooms in the Maths basement.
Andy: (confused)...What are you going to do with Sammi then??
Feesha: I will dispose of him.
Andy: You'll kill him??
Feesha: F*ck no! There's no way I'm going to prison for murder!!... Again (looks away)
Andy: What?
Feesha: Uugh!! Do you have ANY common sense? We will dispose of Sammi, then when Krissie wakes up I will TELL her I've killed her pathetic asshole of a boyfriend and she'll be so vulnerable and upset she's bound to love the first black guy she comes close to!
Andy: (gritted teeth) I'm Indian!
Feesha and Andy suddenly look forward. Krissie and Sammi are staring at them. Krissie raises a brow, Sammi looks ready to kill someone himself.
Feesha: Sh*t...
Krissie: Feesha, Feesha, Feesha... I know you're trying to be evil but what's wrong with just being nice? That goes for both of you. If Andy was nice I'd have at least dated him.
Andy/Sammi: Really??!!
Krissie: Hell no! All you ever do is brag about your f*cking money!
Andy: Girls like money!
Krissie: Well I don't, pfft. I have plenty of it, in fact, you can HAVE some. Maybe you'll be happy then hmmm??
Andy: At least I HAVE money! Unlike you're brainless, worthless boyfriend!
Sammi: GO TO HELL!! (struggles to escape from cellotape)
Krissie: I know you're just troubled young people, who have obviously had horrific childhoods... (sly glare) maybe we can help you.
Feesha: You can help HIM by kissing his face off! That's all he wants! I know for a fact you fancy her Andy, no point denying it, black boy!
Krissie: ?? He's not black, he's Indian-
Sammi starts breathing deeply.
Feesha: What's he doing??
Krissie: (smiles) Hyperventilating. He's allergic to bullsh*t honey.
Andy: Just let them go, this is stupid!!
Krissie: Yes. This IS stupid! I'll never ever love you Andy. I wasn't even aware you did until 5 minutes ago (squirms)... Though it would explain why you bragged so much at me. I just thought you thought I was a sh*theaded snob like yourself.
Andy: (snarls) You deserve better than that RAT!
Sammi: You're just jealous (laughs) jealous that I get to f*ck her every night wile you're all alone for all eternity coz everyone f*cking hates you!!!
Krissie: Everybody calm the hell down!... (blows hair strand out her eyes) let us go Feesha. We can discuss this like adults, ya know, with hand gestures.
Feesha reluctantly unwraps the cellotape off them. Krissie quickly punches Feesha's nose, making her fall over, screaming and Sammi picks up Andy and flings him against a wall.
Krissie: Least now you don't need an excuse to get a nose job (smiles)
Krissie and Sammi rush out the room with one of the chairs, putting up against the door, locking them in.
Feesha and Andy get up and stare at each other.
Andy: You know Feesha... I've always admired your hair.
Feesha: Go to hell I wouldn't kiss or engage in sexual activity with you if you were the last pink wearing, musical loving, straight man alive!!
Krissie: Why the hell you tell them we're having sex? (laughs loudly)
Sammi: To make Andy more jealous, DUH.
CUT TO
Jason: We've ran out of conclusions!! WOO!!!
Jason rides past the screen on a magical flying unicorn.
The end.
Thursday, May 17, 2012
Not so tough
Originally written: 8/4/2012
I just write a LOT of random unfinished shit OK? XD but it's all for character development c: I don't care whether people read or not, but if they're interested I hope they do.
Will mainly upload literature and scripts here now, unless I deem them decent enough to put on DA~
Also intro-ing a newish character called Ben Mendez ;D another guy to add to the bully list~
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SCHOOL - OUTSIDE SOMEWHERE - AFTERNOON
It's a nice warm day, trees everywhere, light breeze. Kexi and Alicia are walking along together, just chatting. A gang of boys emerge behind them.
Ben: Hohoho, check out gay girl and her fat girlfriend!
Alicia freezes and snaps her eyes shut. Kexi whips around and marches towards him.
Kexi: Who you callin' a "girl" hm? (mocks)
Ben: Ooh what ya gonna do? F*ck me? That'd be torture (licks lips)
His friends laugh and start circling her.
Kexi: Pfft. You're not worth my energy.
Ben: Aw c'mon! You got me excited there for a minute!
Kexi suddenly jumps at him, grabbing his shirt, almost choking him.
Kexi: Your minions are a little slow huh? Too much muscle weighin' 'em down?
Ben: Bitch!! Get off me!
He just misses her face as he punches her, making her stumble backwards.
Kexi: You come near me or her again I swear I will f*cking kill you.
Ben: Haha! Who'd WANNA be near her?! Speaking of HER, looks a li'l straight don't she?
Alicia gulps, looking extremely tense. Ben glances her up and down.
Ben: Oh wait! She just can't get a boyfriend can she?! Fat sh*t!!
He laughs his head off, until Kexi spits in his face.
Ben: F*ck you! (wipes face)
Kexi hisses at him and rushes back to Alicia, pulling her along.
Kexi: That a*shole!
Alicia: Um, I know you're pissed, but that was really, sweet? Of you Kexi (flutters lashes)
Kexi: Why do disrespectful sh*tarded f*ckwits like him even exist???
Alicia: (sighs) Calm down... They only do it because they hate themselves. I just ignore them, always have done.
Kexi: I know. Still no excuse to go around being a d*ck to everyone (smirks)
Alicia: Just forget it OK? I don't like seeing you all rilled up... (sweet smile)
Kexi: (sighs) I'm fine 'Lic. I usually ignore 'em when they scoff me. But picking on you was totally uncalled for.
Alicia smiles, then brushes Kexi's hair out her eyes. Kexi beams back.
SCHOOL - CORRIDOR - NEXT MORNING
Scott is reading the boxing ranking chart thing, surrounded by a few others in the boxing club. Sammi appears and pushes his way to the front.
Sammi: (reads) Ben Mendez. Who the sh*t?
Scott: Newbie?
Sammi: Neh. Maybe he's just started the club, every other name I've kinda heard of... But how the hell's he at number 5 already??
Scott: I'm currently number 3, wow. Wait, how are you lower than me? Haha.
Sammi: Coz I ain't knocked yo head off yet! (smiles)
Scott: Haha, well, good luck. We might be next to compete anyways.
Sammi: Say whu-?? Number 4? Oh yeah! I forgot about that "fight" last week.
Flashback to Sammi beating the crap out of a skinny guy, who's covered in bruises.
Sammi: That was fun, ahuhuu.
Scott: Heh, that guy WAS a bit pathetic (sweats)
Sammi: Pathetic?? Even Jason had more chance of defeating me, pfft!!
Scott: Hehe, well it's not my boyfriend you need to worry about next week. It's me! (grins)
Sammi: (deadly glare/sarcasm) I'm sh*tting my pants... Seriously.
SCHOOL - GEOGRAPHY CLASS - LATER
The whole class are bored out of their minds, the teacher blabs on in the background. Sammi sighs and turns to Cory.
Sammi: You ever heard of Ben Mendez?
Cory: Nooooooooo, why?
Kexi quickly leans forward.
Kexi: Excuse me??
Sammi: Err, Ben Mendez?
Kexi: Shyeah. He's the total jerk that's been teasing me since last year, ha. I just avoid him.
Sammi: I see...
Kexi: I wish he was dead, haha!
Sammi: That err, may be grantable, actually (smiles)
Kexi: Oh?
Sammi: He's already ranked 5th in the boxing club, I don't recall his name, but meh. I'm bound to be up against him at some point. I'll happily f*cking kill him for ya, Kex.
Kexi: Aaaww, thanks bro (smiles)
Cory: And err, how you plannin' on "killing him"? Coz me, I'd kill him with ma bare hands! Doin' it with gloves on is for wusses!!
Sammi: Mhmmm (ignores)
Cory: I'd grab him by the neck and slam him down so hard his brain'll explode everywhere!!
Kexi: Says the guy that fainted playing 'House of the dead'?
Sammi sniggers.
Cory: HEY! I had a fever that day.
SCHOOL - GYM ROOM 4 - NEXT DAY
Sammi and Scott enter, surprised to see Mrs Rivers is the teacher (she normally does dance).
Mrs Rivers: Bailin's sick. Sit down.
Sammi gives Scott a 'pfft, great' look as they take a seat next to some others.
Mrs Rivers: Believe it or not gentlemen... I used to do boxing myself. Many years ago. In fact, I think more females should join this club...
Sammi: Hell yeah to that!
Mrs Rivers: Not for you to gawp at.
Sammi: Err, I meant it as in, would be cool for the girls? (glares)
Mrs Rivers: Mhmm... we have a new member, don't we?
Everyone turns to the buff blonde on the end, he looks rather smug.
Mrs Rivers: What was your name?
Ben: Ben Me-
Mrs Rivers: Yeah whatever.
Sammi eyes Ben, glances at Scott and sticks his middle finger in his mouth, making a choking noise. Scott sniggers.
Mrs Rivers: I hear pathetic giggling.
Scott bites his lip. Sammi rolls his eyes, already fed up of her.
Mrs Rivers: Proceed to punching bags gentlemen. There doesn't seem to be a schedule for this damn club. I'll make one.
Sammi: F*ck...
Scott: A schedule might be handy actually... All we ever do is bag punching...
Sammi: She WANTS us to punch each other to death? Well sh*t.
Mrs Rivers: Boxing isn't just punching you juveniles. It's about speed, focus, agility, reading your opponents mind, understanding their technique!
Sammi: And punching.
Mrs Rivers: (evil eyes Sammi)... I know why Bailin detests you.
Sammi: Hehehe, he don't detest me, he just thinks I'm a smartass.
Mrs Rivers: Mmm... Well, since your friend here finds you so funny (eyes Scott) you can fight against him. Now.
Sammi: Can I at least get my gloves on?
Mrs Rivers: Good idea... Bare knuckle fight.
She spins around and walks to the other side of the room.
Sammi: She's f*cking crazy...
Sammi gets up anyway. Scott looks hesitant but follows him.
Mrs Rivers: Lets see how tough you really are, gentlemen.
Scott: I... I've never actually punched anyone before... Not bare handed (sweats)
Some students smirk and whisper among themselves. Sammi shoots a glare at Scott.
Sammi: Dude...
Mrs Rivers: First time for everything. Now go!
Sammi readies his fists, a familiar focus in his dark eyes. Scott gulps, slowly raising his hands.
They slowly move towards each other. Sammi looks ready to pounce. Scott just looks weary, unsure if Sammi will make a move. Sure enough he does, a quick punch, intentionally missing Scott. Scott flinches. Sammi smiles, enjoying how scared Scott is. Scott exhales, as if saying 'don't do that!'. Before Scott can blink, Sammi throws a punch to the gut at him.
Scott: Ow... (rubs stomach)
Sammi just blinks, thinking that would have hurt more.
Ben: Pfffffft! Can we have a REAL fight please?? This is bullsh*t!!
Scott: Gimme a minute (rubs neck) I was just warming up-
Sammi: BRING IT!
Scott looks to find Sammi looking devilishly pleased. He then shuffles sideways, out of camera view. Ben gets up, walks towards Sammi, looking smug as hell.
Sammi (VO): I'ma wipe that f*cking grin off your face you bullying bastard...
Mrs River: This should be entertaining (she eyes one, then the other)
Before anyone realizes, Sammi runs towards Ben. He flings a fist at his face. Ben topples backwards, dodging him. Sammi nearly kicks his balls in, but he flips back up in time. Ben grabs his leg and flings him around. Sammi crashes to the floor, face down, possibly breaking his nose. Ben still looks calm and starts circling him.
Ben: I don't think this is boxing, hahaha! In fact, it's like I'm fighting a baby!
Sammi spits blood from his mouth, looking ready to kill.
Scott: (raises hand) Err, Miss, isn't this dangerous?
Mrs Rivers: Yes (she smirks)
Sammi leaps up and grabs Ben's neck, attempting to strangle him. Ben doesn't even struggle, and kicks him right in the balls.
Sammi: F*CK!!! (he keels over in pain)
Mrs Rivers: HA, try giving birth boys.
Scott: (laughs nervously) Are you even gonna stop this??
Mrs Rivers: No. I like seeing stupid boys in pain. Only way to teach 'em.
Scott looks quite worried now. Ben starts kicking Sammi, in the leg, in the head, in the back. He's still spluttering blood from his mouth and nose. Ben just smiles, happy to be getting away with attempted murder, by the looks of it.
The students just watch, some flinching and squirming, some laughing and secretly enjoying it. Some even start cheering Ben.
Scott looks horrified, wondering what the hell has happened to this school. He buries his head, not standing anymore. He squirms every time Sammi yells. Mrs Rivers even starts laughing. Soon, it's too much for Scott to handle. He stands up.
Scott: QUIT IT!!
The whole room falls silent. They all stare at Scott.
Mrs Rivers: Sit down, you weakling.
Scott: What kind of teacher are you?! This is abus-
Ben cuts him off, as he pushes him back down on his seat.
Ben: Keep outta this, weakling! (laughs)
Scott finally loses is. He throws one quick, but heavy punch at Ben's face. Knocking at least 2 teeth out, and sending him to the ground. Ben screeches in pain.
Ben: Grrrrrr! You f*cker!! You'll pay for that!!!!!!
Scott: (blinks).... S-sorry. I'm sooo sorry! I didn't mean to-(panics)
Ben growls and is just about to grabs Scott when the bell goes.
Mrs Rivers: Get out. Now. If anyone asks why Sammi looks half dead, he fell down the stairs, haha!
Ben: Saved by the bell, WEAKLING! (snarls at Scott and follows the others out)
As shaken as he is, Scott rushes towards Sammi and helps him up. Sammi slowly lifts his head, snarling.
Sammi: He... Is... DEAD!!!!!!!
Scott: Well, if we knock all his teeth out he wont be able to eat much, thus will die of starvation? Err (tries to laugh)
Sammi: F*cking bastard... ARGH!
Scott: Lest get you to the nurse.
Sammi: Fffffffffine.
Scott: Don't tell me you're NOT in agonizing pain, coz you look it...
Sammi: Pain... Everywhere... Don't tell Jason about this. He'll never, ever, let me forget it.
FLASH TO COMPUTER ROOM 8
Someone's uploaded it to YouTube within the hour, making the relatively well known Sammi Clanes Jr, look like a pathetic piece of sh*t. Ben and his friends laugh their heads off as they watch.
Ben: Hahahaaha! What a loser! He didn't even fight back, well, much.
FLASH TO COMPUTER ROOM 3
Kexi stumbles across the footage on Facebook, looking mortified. She rushes out the room.
FLASH TO A CORRIDOR
Krissie is storming along, Kexi by her side.
Krissie: Where the hell is Sammi?!??!!!? I dunno whether to report this, scream in pure disgust or cry at the sight of boyfriend being f*cking tortured right in on school property!! This is-this is!! I don't even know WHAT this is!!!!
Kexi: Ha, you're telling me... This is sick sh*t. You better find Sammi. I'll inform Jameson (she stops) I SHOULD right?
Krissie: (keeps going) YES!! Whoever the hell was taking that class needs to lose their job as of yesterday! What the hell?!
Kexi: Agreed (runs to Principal's office)
The moment Kexi's out of sight, Krissie starts shedding tears. She shakes her head, trying to stay focused. She soon finds the nurse's room and storms in. Only to find the nurse alone.
Krissie: Has Sammi been here?
Nurse: Dark boy? Covered in bruises with possible internal bleeding? I sent him to the hospital, love. Someone's gonna be in deep crap for it too (leans on worktop)
Krissie: Oh god!!
It becomes to much for her, she clasps her hands over her mouth and closes her eyes tight, holding back tears.
Nurse: Aw no! Don't cry, love. Nothing too serious I hope, but he was too badly hurt for ME to treat. Ha, we barely have enough to fix a broken finger in this place (rolls eyes) just take some deep breathes, OK? I'll give you a ride to the hospital if ya like.
Krissie: You would? Oh thank you! Why didn't he tell me?? Ugh! Typical, thinks he can just do everything himself, haha (wipes tears)
Nurse: No problem. He was with another boy actually. Tall, dark red hair.
Krissie: Scott?... Oh thank goodness.
Krissie's cell phone suddenly rings. She sees it's Jason and decides to ignore it.
Krissie: Let's go, thanks again Mrs Crody.
Nurse: Call me Linda (smiles)
SCHOOL - CAFETERIA - MEANWHILE
Jason: Krissie's not answering!! Oh god! Sammi's dead isn’t he??? He must be! And I never told him how much I truly love hiiiiiiim!!! (over-dramatic fake crying)
Cory: Why are you telling me?? And if Sammi's dead, good! He shouldn't of messed with an a*shole like Ben Mendez! I've heard loads of stories about that guy... Within the last hour... (shifty eyes) apparently, he's the son of the Satan himself!! (random lightning strike)
Some students glance out the windows, confused. It's sunny.
Jason: (blinks) ... Yeah whatever. Hey! If Sammi's dead do you think Krissie would date me?! (grins)
Cory: How selfish ARE you?? And NO, I call dibs on her first! (slams fist on table)
Jason: But seriously, she normally answers... Gaah! I need to find them! Or her, or him, or somebody!!
He rushes off, co-incidentally running into Kexi in the corridor.
Kexi: Jason! Thank God I found you!
FLASH TO THE HOSPITAL - ACCIDENT WARD - GOD KNOWS WHAT TIME IT'S MEANT TO BE BY NOW
Krissie searches every room, not wanting to stop. She suddenly sees Scott out the corner of her eye.
Scott: Hmm? Hey Krissie-
Krissie rushes up to him and hugs him round the neck.
Krissie: Oh my goodness! Thank you for staying with him! You're such a sweetheart!! Where is he???
Scott: He's err, in there, I was just getting him some Cola.
Krissie lets go and looks annoyed.
Krissie: Cola??... I was lead to believe and assumed he was in a critical condition and at death's door you idiot!!
Scott: Errrr, not really? He was just heavily beat up... He's tough? (smiles)
Krissie: Ugh, sorry Scott (holds head)... I just, panicked.
Scott: Heh, I'd be the same with Jason.
Krissie: Yeah (sweet smile)... That reminds me, he called a few minutes ago.
Scott: Him, and most the school, are probably talking about Sammi and Ben now... This is crazy...
Krissie: Someone will be punished for this. Severely. Hmph.
Krissie marches past him, into the room Sammi's in.
Sammi is lying down, wrapped up in bandages but looking rather fine. Surrounded by empty cola cans.
Sammi: Krissie!! Oh damn I'm glad to see ya.
Krissie: I'm just glad you're alive! (she nearly slaps his face)
Sammi: WHOA!
Krissie: Don’t f*cking freak me out like that again!!! You could have at least texted me... (sighs) sorry. I'm emotional, ha!... I love you...
Sammi: I'd love you more if you relaxed babe, haha. I'm fine.
Krissie: You obviously haven't seen the video then...
Sammi: Say whut? (smile drops)
Krissie: Nevermind. You're fine, you're fine! Thank God (hugs his neck)
Scott cheerfully comes back, 6 Cola cans in his arms.
Scott: Jason's on his way!
Sammi: Kill me.
Krissie gently slaps his cheek and rolls her eyes. He sniggers.
HOSPITAL - 5 MINUTES LATER
Jason comes running in, nearly crashing into one of the nurses.
Jason: Sorry!!... Sammi! Thank f*ck! I thought you were dead!! (fake crying) Or worse; In traumatizing pain!!
Sammi: The latter would be less painful, yes.
I just write a LOT of random unfinished shit OK? XD but it's all for character development c: I don't care whether people read or not, but if they're interested I hope they do.
Will mainly upload literature and scripts here now, unless I deem them decent enough to put on DA~
Also intro-ing a newish character called Ben Mendez ;D another guy to add to the bully list~
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SCHOOL - OUTSIDE SOMEWHERE - AFTERNOON
It's a nice warm day, trees everywhere, light breeze. Kexi and Alicia are walking along together, just chatting. A gang of boys emerge behind them.
Ben: Hohoho, check out gay girl and her fat girlfriend!
Alicia freezes and snaps her eyes shut. Kexi whips around and marches towards him.
Kexi: Who you callin' a "girl" hm? (mocks)
Ben: Ooh what ya gonna do? F*ck me? That'd be torture (licks lips)
His friends laugh and start circling her.
Kexi: Pfft. You're not worth my energy.
Ben: Aw c'mon! You got me excited there for a minute!
Kexi suddenly jumps at him, grabbing his shirt, almost choking him.
Kexi: Your minions are a little slow huh? Too much muscle weighin' 'em down?
Ben: Bitch!! Get off me!
He just misses her face as he punches her, making her stumble backwards.
Kexi: You come near me or her again I swear I will f*cking kill you.
Ben: Haha! Who'd WANNA be near her?! Speaking of HER, looks a li'l straight don't she?
Alicia gulps, looking extremely tense. Ben glances her up and down.
Ben: Oh wait! She just can't get a boyfriend can she?! Fat sh*t!!
He laughs his head off, until Kexi spits in his face.
Ben: F*ck you! (wipes face)
Kexi hisses at him and rushes back to Alicia, pulling her along.
Kexi: That a*shole!
Alicia: Um, I know you're pissed, but that was really, sweet? Of you Kexi (flutters lashes)
Kexi: Why do disrespectful sh*tarded f*ckwits like him even exist???
Alicia: (sighs) Calm down... They only do it because they hate themselves. I just ignore them, always have done.
Kexi: I know. Still no excuse to go around being a d*ck to everyone (smirks)
Alicia: Just forget it OK? I don't like seeing you all rilled up... (sweet smile)
Kexi: (sighs) I'm fine 'Lic. I usually ignore 'em when they scoff me. But picking on you was totally uncalled for.
Alicia smiles, then brushes Kexi's hair out her eyes. Kexi beams back.
SCHOOL - CORRIDOR - NEXT MORNING
Scott is reading the boxing ranking chart thing, surrounded by a few others in the boxing club. Sammi appears and pushes his way to the front.
Sammi: (reads) Ben Mendez. Who the sh*t?
Scott: Newbie?
Sammi: Neh. Maybe he's just started the club, every other name I've kinda heard of... But how the hell's he at number 5 already??
Scott: I'm currently number 3, wow. Wait, how are you lower than me? Haha.
Sammi: Coz I ain't knocked yo head off yet! (smiles)
Scott: Haha, well, good luck. We might be next to compete anyways.
Sammi: Say whu-?? Number 4? Oh yeah! I forgot about that "fight" last week.
Flashback to Sammi beating the crap out of a skinny guy, who's covered in bruises.
Sammi: That was fun, ahuhuu.
Scott: Heh, that guy WAS a bit pathetic (sweats)
Sammi: Pathetic?? Even Jason had more chance of defeating me, pfft!!
Scott: Hehe, well it's not my boyfriend you need to worry about next week. It's me! (grins)
Sammi: (deadly glare/sarcasm) I'm sh*tting my pants... Seriously.
SCHOOL - GEOGRAPHY CLASS - LATER
The whole class are bored out of their minds, the teacher blabs on in the background. Sammi sighs and turns to Cory.
Sammi: You ever heard of Ben Mendez?
Cory: Nooooooooo, why?
Kexi quickly leans forward.
Kexi: Excuse me??
Sammi: Err, Ben Mendez?
Kexi: Shyeah. He's the total jerk that's been teasing me since last year, ha. I just avoid him.
Sammi: I see...
Kexi: I wish he was dead, haha!
Sammi: That err, may be grantable, actually (smiles)
Kexi: Oh?
Sammi: He's already ranked 5th in the boxing club, I don't recall his name, but meh. I'm bound to be up against him at some point. I'll happily f*cking kill him for ya, Kex.
Kexi: Aaaww, thanks bro (smiles)
Cory: And err, how you plannin' on "killing him"? Coz me, I'd kill him with ma bare hands! Doin' it with gloves on is for wusses!!
Sammi: Mhmmm (ignores)
Cory: I'd grab him by the neck and slam him down so hard his brain'll explode everywhere!!
Kexi: Says the guy that fainted playing 'House of the dead'?
Sammi sniggers.
Cory: HEY! I had a fever that day.
SCHOOL - GYM ROOM 4 - NEXT DAY
Sammi and Scott enter, surprised to see Mrs Rivers is the teacher (she normally does dance).
Mrs Rivers: Bailin's sick. Sit down.
Sammi gives Scott a 'pfft, great' look as they take a seat next to some others.
Mrs Rivers: Believe it or not gentlemen... I used to do boxing myself. Many years ago. In fact, I think more females should join this club...
Sammi: Hell yeah to that!
Mrs Rivers: Not for you to gawp at.
Sammi: Err, I meant it as in, would be cool for the girls? (glares)
Mrs Rivers: Mhmm... we have a new member, don't we?
Everyone turns to the buff blonde on the end, he looks rather smug.
Mrs Rivers: What was your name?
Ben: Ben Me-
Mrs Rivers: Yeah whatever.
Sammi eyes Ben, glances at Scott and sticks his middle finger in his mouth, making a choking noise. Scott sniggers.
Mrs Rivers: I hear pathetic giggling.
Scott bites his lip. Sammi rolls his eyes, already fed up of her.
Mrs Rivers: Proceed to punching bags gentlemen. There doesn't seem to be a schedule for this damn club. I'll make one.
Sammi: F*ck...
Scott: A schedule might be handy actually... All we ever do is bag punching...
Sammi: She WANTS us to punch each other to death? Well sh*t.
Mrs Rivers: Boxing isn't just punching you juveniles. It's about speed, focus, agility, reading your opponents mind, understanding their technique!
Sammi: And punching.
Mrs Rivers: (evil eyes Sammi)... I know why Bailin detests you.
Sammi: Hehehe, he don't detest me, he just thinks I'm a smartass.
Mrs Rivers: Mmm... Well, since your friend here finds you so funny (eyes Scott) you can fight against him. Now.
Sammi: Can I at least get my gloves on?
Mrs Rivers: Good idea... Bare knuckle fight.
She spins around and walks to the other side of the room.
Sammi: She's f*cking crazy...
Sammi gets up anyway. Scott looks hesitant but follows him.
Mrs Rivers: Lets see how tough you really are, gentlemen.
Scott: I... I've never actually punched anyone before... Not bare handed (sweats)
Some students smirk and whisper among themselves. Sammi shoots a glare at Scott.
Sammi: Dude...
Mrs Rivers: First time for everything. Now go!
Sammi readies his fists, a familiar focus in his dark eyes. Scott gulps, slowly raising his hands.
They slowly move towards each other. Sammi looks ready to pounce. Scott just looks weary, unsure if Sammi will make a move. Sure enough he does, a quick punch, intentionally missing Scott. Scott flinches. Sammi smiles, enjoying how scared Scott is. Scott exhales, as if saying 'don't do that!'. Before Scott can blink, Sammi throws a punch to the gut at him.
Scott: Ow... (rubs stomach)
Sammi just blinks, thinking that would have hurt more.
Ben: Pfffffft! Can we have a REAL fight please?? This is bullsh*t!!
Scott: Gimme a minute (rubs neck) I was just warming up-
Sammi: BRING IT!
Scott looks to find Sammi looking devilishly pleased. He then shuffles sideways, out of camera view. Ben gets up, walks towards Sammi, looking smug as hell.
Sammi (VO): I'ma wipe that f*cking grin off your face you bullying bastard...
Mrs River: This should be entertaining (she eyes one, then the other)
Before anyone realizes, Sammi runs towards Ben. He flings a fist at his face. Ben topples backwards, dodging him. Sammi nearly kicks his balls in, but he flips back up in time. Ben grabs his leg and flings him around. Sammi crashes to the floor, face down, possibly breaking his nose. Ben still looks calm and starts circling him.
Ben: I don't think this is boxing, hahaha! In fact, it's like I'm fighting a baby!
Sammi spits blood from his mouth, looking ready to kill.
Scott: (raises hand) Err, Miss, isn't this dangerous?
Mrs Rivers: Yes (she smirks)
Sammi leaps up and grabs Ben's neck, attempting to strangle him. Ben doesn't even struggle, and kicks him right in the balls.
Sammi: F*CK!!! (he keels over in pain)
Mrs Rivers: HA, try giving birth boys.
Scott: (laughs nervously) Are you even gonna stop this??
Mrs Rivers: No. I like seeing stupid boys in pain. Only way to teach 'em.
Scott looks quite worried now. Ben starts kicking Sammi, in the leg, in the head, in the back. He's still spluttering blood from his mouth and nose. Ben just smiles, happy to be getting away with attempted murder, by the looks of it.
The students just watch, some flinching and squirming, some laughing and secretly enjoying it. Some even start cheering Ben.
Scott looks horrified, wondering what the hell has happened to this school. He buries his head, not standing anymore. He squirms every time Sammi yells. Mrs Rivers even starts laughing. Soon, it's too much for Scott to handle. He stands up.
Scott: QUIT IT!!
The whole room falls silent. They all stare at Scott.
Mrs Rivers: Sit down, you weakling.
Scott: What kind of teacher are you?! This is abus-
Ben cuts him off, as he pushes him back down on his seat.
Ben: Keep outta this, weakling! (laughs)
Scott finally loses is. He throws one quick, but heavy punch at Ben's face. Knocking at least 2 teeth out, and sending him to the ground. Ben screeches in pain.
Ben: Grrrrrr! You f*cker!! You'll pay for that!!!!!!
Scott: (blinks).... S-sorry. I'm sooo sorry! I didn't mean to-(panics)
Ben growls and is just about to grabs Scott when the bell goes.
Mrs Rivers: Get out. Now. If anyone asks why Sammi looks half dead, he fell down the stairs, haha!
Ben: Saved by the bell, WEAKLING! (snarls at Scott and follows the others out)
As shaken as he is, Scott rushes towards Sammi and helps him up. Sammi slowly lifts his head, snarling.
Sammi: He... Is... DEAD!!!!!!!
Scott: Well, if we knock all his teeth out he wont be able to eat much, thus will die of starvation? Err (tries to laugh)
Sammi: F*cking bastard... ARGH!
Scott: Lest get you to the nurse.
Sammi: Fffffffffine.
Scott: Don't tell me you're NOT in agonizing pain, coz you look it...
Sammi: Pain... Everywhere... Don't tell Jason about this. He'll never, ever, let me forget it.
FLASH TO COMPUTER ROOM 8
Someone's uploaded it to YouTube within the hour, making the relatively well known Sammi Clanes Jr, look like a pathetic piece of sh*t. Ben and his friends laugh their heads off as they watch.
Ben: Hahahaaha! What a loser! He didn't even fight back, well, much.
FLASH TO COMPUTER ROOM 3
Kexi stumbles across the footage on Facebook, looking mortified. She rushes out the room.
FLASH TO A CORRIDOR
Krissie is storming along, Kexi by her side.
Krissie: Where the hell is Sammi?!??!!!? I dunno whether to report this, scream in pure disgust or cry at the sight of boyfriend being f*cking tortured right in on school property!! This is-this is!! I don't even know WHAT this is!!!!
Kexi: Ha, you're telling me... This is sick sh*t. You better find Sammi. I'll inform Jameson (she stops) I SHOULD right?
Krissie: (keeps going) YES!! Whoever the hell was taking that class needs to lose their job as of yesterday! What the hell?!
Kexi: Agreed (runs to Principal's office)
The moment Kexi's out of sight, Krissie starts shedding tears. She shakes her head, trying to stay focused. She soon finds the nurse's room and storms in. Only to find the nurse alone.
Krissie: Has Sammi been here?
Nurse: Dark boy? Covered in bruises with possible internal bleeding? I sent him to the hospital, love. Someone's gonna be in deep crap for it too (leans on worktop)
Krissie: Oh god!!
It becomes to much for her, she clasps her hands over her mouth and closes her eyes tight, holding back tears.
Nurse: Aw no! Don't cry, love. Nothing too serious I hope, but he was too badly hurt for ME to treat. Ha, we barely have enough to fix a broken finger in this place (rolls eyes) just take some deep breathes, OK? I'll give you a ride to the hospital if ya like.
Krissie: You would? Oh thank you! Why didn't he tell me?? Ugh! Typical, thinks he can just do everything himself, haha (wipes tears)
Nurse: No problem. He was with another boy actually. Tall, dark red hair.
Krissie: Scott?... Oh thank goodness.
Krissie's cell phone suddenly rings. She sees it's Jason and decides to ignore it.
Krissie: Let's go, thanks again Mrs Crody.
Nurse: Call me Linda (smiles)
SCHOOL - CAFETERIA - MEANWHILE
Jason: Krissie's not answering!! Oh god! Sammi's dead isn’t he??? He must be! And I never told him how much I truly love hiiiiiiim!!! (over-dramatic fake crying)
Cory: Why are you telling me?? And if Sammi's dead, good! He shouldn't of messed with an a*shole like Ben Mendez! I've heard loads of stories about that guy... Within the last hour... (shifty eyes) apparently, he's the son of the Satan himself!! (random lightning strike)
Some students glance out the windows, confused. It's sunny.
Jason: (blinks) ... Yeah whatever. Hey! If Sammi's dead do you think Krissie would date me?! (grins)
Cory: How selfish ARE you?? And NO, I call dibs on her first! (slams fist on table)
Jason: But seriously, she normally answers... Gaah! I need to find them! Or her, or him, or somebody!!
He rushes off, co-incidentally running into Kexi in the corridor.
Kexi: Jason! Thank God I found you!
FLASH TO THE HOSPITAL - ACCIDENT WARD - GOD KNOWS WHAT TIME IT'S MEANT TO BE BY NOW
Krissie searches every room, not wanting to stop. She suddenly sees Scott out the corner of her eye.
Scott: Hmm? Hey Krissie-
Krissie rushes up to him and hugs him round the neck.
Krissie: Oh my goodness! Thank you for staying with him! You're such a sweetheart!! Where is he???
Scott: He's err, in there, I was just getting him some Cola.
Krissie lets go and looks annoyed.
Krissie: Cola??... I was lead to believe and assumed he was in a critical condition and at death's door you idiot!!
Scott: Errrr, not really? He was just heavily beat up... He's tough? (smiles)
Krissie: Ugh, sorry Scott (holds head)... I just, panicked.
Scott: Heh, I'd be the same with Jason.
Krissie: Yeah (sweet smile)... That reminds me, he called a few minutes ago.
Scott: Him, and most the school, are probably talking about Sammi and Ben now... This is crazy...
Krissie: Someone will be punished for this. Severely. Hmph.
Krissie marches past him, into the room Sammi's in.
Sammi is lying down, wrapped up in bandages but looking rather fine. Surrounded by empty cola cans.
Sammi: Krissie!! Oh damn I'm glad to see ya.
Krissie: I'm just glad you're alive! (she nearly slaps his face)
Sammi: WHOA!
Krissie: Don’t f*cking freak me out like that again!!! You could have at least texted me... (sighs) sorry. I'm emotional, ha!... I love you...
Sammi: I'd love you more if you relaxed babe, haha. I'm fine.
Krissie: You obviously haven't seen the video then...
Sammi: Say whut? (smile drops)
Krissie: Nevermind. You're fine, you're fine! Thank God (hugs his neck)
Scott cheerfully comes back, 6 Cola cans in his arms.
Scott: Jason's on his way!
Sammi: Kill me.
Krissie gently slaps his cheek and rolls her eyes. He sniggers.
HOSPITAL - 5 MINUTES LATER
Jason comes running in, nearly crashing into one of the nurses.
Jason: Sorry!!... Sammi! Thank f*ck! I thought you were dead!! (fake crying) Or worse; In traumatizing pain!!
Sammi: The latter would be less painful, yes.
You're beautiful
Originally written: 3/4/2012
Just a little story that doesn't go anywhere 8P I'm starting love the little love triangle I've created between Amilia, Karl and Joey, haha XD in short: Karl secretly fancies Amilia and hates Joey's guts. Karl also thinks Joey's too perfect and in suspicious of whether he has other intentions. Coz Karl's paranoid like that, and rather protective of Amilia in his own weird way X'D
Sapphire's a pretty name for Cleo's mean sister I think. Might change it, however.
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SCHOOL - CAFETERIA - LUNCH TIME
Cleo comes running through the cafeteria, nearly falling over herself. She has posters in her arms.
Cleo: Amilia! So glad I found you! (sits opposite her) how would you like to come to my little party this weekend?!
Amilia: Err, how 'little' would that be?...
Cleo: Well I advertised on Facebook and put a few posters up, so I have no idea! (wide grin)
Amilia: Uh huuuh...
Amilia smiles, glaring around at the bright posters covering most the walls. Cleo stares at her, eagerly.
Amilia: I'm not really keen on, err, parties-
Cleo: Oh! My whole family's gonna be there by the way! It ain't gonna be a massive wild drunken thingy! Hahaha!! Oooh and I'll dig out my old Karaoke machine too! It's gonna be amazing! You just HAVE to come Ami (pouts)
Amilia: Sounds... Fun... (sighs) Fine then.
Cleo: Awesome!! Eep, see you there tomorrow!
Amilia: Tomor-?!
Cleo rushes off, handing out posters left, right and center.
Amilia: Why do I agree to everything? (slams head on table)
AMILIA'S HOUSE - HER BEDROOM - EVENING
Amilia sits on her bed, surrounded by various clothes.
Amilia (VO): I really need some actual party outfits, heh... I just feel so useless at parties. I'd rather talk to someone alone than publicly at a huge place, barely heard over the music, barely seen through the crowds. (sighs) One good thing is no one would ever notice me anyway... Look at me! I'm so skinny I'm surprised I can stand. I'm so quiet I'm surprised anyone listens. I'm so pathetic I'm surprised anyone cares! (bursts into tears)... Joey cares... I'm sure he does. Why else would he hang around me and keep me company all day? He's so sweet!! But... More of a brother, really. Ugh, c'mon Amilia! Just pick something to wear! You look like an idiot either way! Just... Try to relax for once.
SCHOOL - IT ROOM 7 - MORNING AFTER
The whole class are at computers, including Jason and Sammi. Sammi boredly glances up at the bright poster above him.
Sammi: Cleo's having a party... Again.
Jason: Huh? Who's Cleo?
Sammi: The cute black chick Amilia knows, dufuss.
Jason: Ooooh! The sexy singer? Damn she can sing, I wonder why she hasn't joined the music club actually... NOT that I want her to! Too much competition for moi, hehehe (wiggles brows)
Sammi: Pfft, you're actually admitting someone can sing better than you? (smirks)
Jason: NO!! I was merely stating she's pretty good and stuff-What's the party for?! (tears the poster off the wall)
Sammi: F*ck knows (continues typing)
Jason: Oh my god! A karaoke contest??? I am so there! Maybe you should bring Krissie along? We all know how parties can end, ahuhuuu.
Sammi: Read the bottom sh*thead, no alcohol for under 21's.
Jason: Bullsh*t!
Sammi: Not that Krissie would NEED to be drunk to wanna f*ck me (dirty grin)
Jason: Keep dreaming virgin boy! Me and Scott have already done the dirty, about 274 times since we met!
Sammi: Go to hell.
Jason: Err, I've engage in homosexual actitity, so yeah, I will be! Hahahahaa!!
Sammi looks disgusted at him.
Sammi: And you call ME the phobe?
CLEO'S HOUSE - THAT EVENING (8PM ISH)
Surprise, surprise, the whole house is crowded, mainly with teens. Most are standing outside, stuffing their faces with free food and dancing to the random music. Most of Cleo's family are in the kitchen.
Sapphire (Cleo's older sister): You advertised on Facebook, didn’t you?
Cleo: Err, kind of?!
Sapphire: Great (face palms) well YOU'RE cleaning up after all this crap! I'd say "wait til mom sees this" but she's out there WITH the maniacs! (points)
Flash to their mom, dancing rather badly and drinking white wine.
Cleo: (blinks)... At least she's having fun?!
Sapphire groans and storms off. We follow her out the back, where Amilia is standing alone. Sapphire trudges past her, she sighs.
She's wearing bell bottom jeans with embroidery down one leg and a pink, sparkly tank top.
Amilia: Why am I here?... (blows bangs out her eyes)
???: Heeeey ya!
Amilia: Hmm?
She turns to find Joey coming towards her.
Amilia: Hey! Err, I didn't know you were coming...
Joey: You didn't ask, hehe. Nice night huh? I wouldn't be surprised if we see a shooting star.
Amilia: They exist?
Joey: 'Course they do! But they're not as big or bright as people may think.
Amilia: (smiles) Mmm... So err, you going inside?
Joey: I'm waiting for a star 'Mi, hehe.
Amilia: Yeah, um, I meant for a drink or something, heh.
Joey: Nah, I'm good.
Amilia (VO): Think of something to say that doesn't sound flirty nor uninteresting, Amilia OTL.
Joey: Your eyes really sparkle out here (beams)
Amilia (VO): Beat to it! Wait whut?!!?!?!??!
Amilia: Err, thanks? (blushes like hell)
Joey: Juuuust sayin', haha.
Amilia: Well, err, it's the moon, probably? I dunno...
Joey smiles at her for a moment, then glares above him.
Joey: HEY! Whadda ya know!
He points up to a small, pretty star flying across the sky.
Amilia: Wow... You're like, psychic, haha! It's beautiful.
Joey just stares up, Amilia half wishes him to say "so are you". But the appropriate time to do so passes, so whatever, asdfghjkl. She sighs and turns around, wanting to go inside since it's getting cold.
Amilia: Karl??! What are you doing here?
Karl stands at the doorway, arms folded, looking 'daggers' at Joey.
Karl: I'm only here for the free food... I imagine you are too, JOEY.
Amilia: Karl!
Joey: Hehe, it's fine. The food's nice actually, home made by Cleo's parents I hear.
Karl: (pokerface) Her "parent" being the old lady who is currently playing Twister with 9th graders?
Amilia: (blinks)... I'm err, gonna go inside now (rubs arms)
She rushes past Karl, into the kitchen. Leaving Karl still looking like pure evil, and Joey just looking oblivious as always.
Karl: Drop the act.
Joey: Um, act?
Karl: Yeah. The "I know you like me but I'm gonna just play stupid until you admit it" act.
Joey: Uuumm, who we talking about here? Haha.
Karl:... I'm watching you.
Karl slowly walks back into the kitchen.
Joey: (to self) You're not watching me if you're in there, now are you? Haha.
The kitchen's become rather crowded now. But Amilia manages to squeeze into a corner. Karl soon joins her.
Amilia: I feel like an idiot...
Karl: Am I meant to ask "why"? (groans)
Amilia: Heh, I don't know anyone else here.
Karl: Err, CLEO'S here?
Amilia: I don't know anyone else here who has no one else to talk to? (cheesy grin)
Karl: Neh.
Just a little story that doesn't go anywhere 8P I'm starting love the little love triangle I've created between Amilia, Karl and Joey, haha XD in short: Karl secretly fancies Amilia and hates Joey's guts. Karl also thinks Joey's too perfect and in suspicious of whether he has other intentions. Coz Karl's paranoid like that, and rather protective of Amilia in his own weird way X'D
Sapphire's a pretty name for Cleo's mean sister I think. Might change it, however.
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SCHOOL - CAFETERIA - LUNCH TIME
Cleo comes running through the cafeteria, nearly falling over herself. She has posters in her arms.
Cleo: Amilia! So glad I found you! (sits opposite her) how would you like to come to my little party this weekend?!
Amilia: Err, how 'little' would that be?...
Cleo: Well I advertised on Facebook and put a few posters up, so I have no idea! (wide grin)
Amilia: Uh huuuh...
Amilia smiles, glaring around at the bright posters covering most the walls. Cleo stares at her, eagerly.
Amilia: I'm not really keen on, err, parties-
Cleo: Oh! My whole family's gonna be there by the way! It ain't gonna be a massive wild drunken thingy! Hahaha!! Oooh and I'll dig out my old Karaoke machine too! It's gonna be amazing! You just HAVE to come Ami (pouts)
Amilia: Sounds... Fun... (sighs) Fine then.
Cleo: Awesome!! Eep, see you there tomorrow!
Amilia: Tomor-?!
Cleo rushes off, handing out posters left, right and center.
Amilia: Why do I agree to everything? (slams head on table)
AMILIA'S HOUSE - HER BEDROOM - EVENING
Amilia sits on her bed, surrounded by various clothes.
Amilia (VO): I really need some actual party outfits, heh... I just feel so useless at parties. I'd rather talk to someone alone than publicly at a huge place, barely heard over the music, barely seen through the crowds. (sighs) One good thing is no one would ever notice me anyway... Look at me! I'm so skinny I'm surprised I can stand. I'm so quiet I'm surprised anyone listens. I'm so pathetic I'm surprised anyone cares! (bursts into tears)... Joey cares... I'm sure he does. Why else would he hang around me and keep me company all day? He's so sweet!! But... More of a brother, really. Ugh, c'mon Amilia! Just pick something to wear! You look like an idiot either way! Just... Try to relax for once.
SCHOOL - IT ROOM 7 - MORNING AFTER
The whole class are at computers, including Jason and Sammi. Sammi boredly glances up at the bright poster above him.
Sammi: Cleo's having a party... Again.
Jason: Huh? Who's Cleo?
Sammi: The cute black chick Amilia knows, dufuss.
Jason: Ooooh! The sexy singer? Damn she can sing, I wonder why she hasn't joined the music club actually... NOT that I want her to! Too much competition for moi, hehehe (wiggles brows)
Sammi: Pfft, you're actually admitting someone can sing better than you? (smirks)
Jason: NO!! I was merely stating she's pretty good and stuff-What's the party for?! (tears the poster off the wall)
Sammi: F*ck knows (continues typing)
Jason: Oh my god! A karaoke contest??? I am so there! Maybe you should bring Krissie along? We all know how parties can end, ahuhuuu.
Sammi: Read the bottom sh*thead, no alcohol for under 21's.
Jason: Bullsh*t!
Sammi: Not that Krissie would NEED to be drunk to wanna f*ck me (dirty grin)
Jason: Keep dreaming virgin boy! Me and Scott have already done the dirty, about 274 times since we met!
Sammi: Go to hell.
Jason: Err, I've engage in homosexual actitity, so yeah, I will be! Hahahahaa!!
Sammi looks disgusted at him.
Sammi: And you call ME the phobe?
CLEO'S HOUSE - THAT EVENING (8PM ISH)
Surprise, surprise, the whole house is crowded, mainly with teens. Most are standing outside, stuffing their faces with free food and dancing to the random music. Most of Cleo's family are in the kitchen.
Sapphire (Cleo's older sister): You advertised on Facebook, didn’t you?
Cleo: Err, kind of?!
Sapphire: Great (face palms) well YOU'RE cleaning up after all this crap! I'd say "wait til mom sees this" but she's out there WITH the maniacs! (points)
Flash to their mom, dancing rather badly and drinking white wine.
Cleo: (blinks)... At least she's having fun?!
Sapphire groans and storms off. We follow her out the back, where Amilia is standing alone. Sapphire trudges past her, she sighs.
She's wearing bell bottom jeans with embroidery down one leg and a pink, sparkly tank top.
Amilia: Why am I here?... (blows bangs out her eyes)
???: Heeeey ya!
Amilia: Hmm?
She turns to find Joey coming towards her.
Amilia: Hey! Err, I didn't know you were coming...
Joey: You didn't ask, hehe. Nice night huh? I wouldn't be surprised if we see a shooting star.
Amilia: They exist?
Joey: 'Course they do! But they're not as big or bright as people may think.
Amilia: (smiles) Mmm... So err, you going inside?
Joey: I'm waiting for a star 'Mi, hehe.
Amilia: Yeah, um, I meant for a drink or something, heh.
Joey: Nah, I'm good.
Amilia (VO): Think of something to say that doesn't sound flirty nor uninteresting, Amilia OTL.
Joey: Your eyes really sparkle out here (beams)
Amilia (VO): Beat to it! Wait whut?!!?!?!??!
Amilia: Err, thanks? (blushes like hell)
Joey: Juuuust sayin', haha.
Amilia: Well, err, it's the moon, probably? I dunno...
Joey smiles at her for a moment, then glares above him.
Joey: HEY! Whadda ya know!
He points up to a small, pretty star flying across the sky.
Amilia: Wow... You're like, psychic, haha! It's beautiful.
Joey just stares up, Amilia half wishes him to say "so are you". But the appropriate time to do so passes, so whatever, asdfghjkl. She sighs and turns around, wanting to go inside since it's getting cold.
Amilia: Karl??! What are you doing here?
Karl stands at the doorway, arms folded, looking 'daggers' at Joey.
Karl: I'm only here for the free food... I imagine you are too, JOEY.
Amilia: Karl!
Joey: Hehe, it's fine. The food's nice actually, home made by Cleo's parents I hear.
Karl: (pokerface) Her "parent" being the old lady who is currently playing Twister with 9th graders?
Amilia: (blinks)... I'm err, gonna go inside now (rubs arms)
She rushes past Karl, into the kitchen. Leaving Karl still looking like pure evil, and Joey just looking oblivious as always.
Karl: Drop the act.
Joey: Um, act?
Karl: Yeah. The "I know you like me but I'm gonna just play stupid until you admit it" act.
Joey: Uuumm, who we talking about here? Haha.
Karl:... I'm watching you.
Karl slowly walks back into the kitchen.
Joey: (to self) You're not watching me if you're in there, now are you? Haha.
The kitchen's become rather crowded now. But Amilia manages to squeeze into a corner. Karl soon joins her.
Amilia: I feel like an idiot...
Karl: Am I meant to ask "why"? (groans)
Amilia: Heh, I don't know anyone else here.
Karl: Err, CLEO'S here?
Amilia: I don't know anyone else here who has no one else to talk to? (cheesy grin)
Karl: Neh.
Tuesday, May 15, 2012
Gift: Insane satanic lesbian waitresses c:
Her super bad-ass ladies Chelsea, Harah, Lydia, Marchella and Francesca eue I barely know 'em and I love 'em 8D *slapped*
LOL, no idea what to say X'D took 2 days give or take but damn I just had to finish on time. I just hope I got there personalities right and Lydia's just like, looking to see if anyone's staring at them or something, I don't even-side views are cool~
I want to eat Harah :I <3
Hope you love it xx
Fairytale Takedown © *Karistal 2012.
Sunday, May 13, 2012
I don't wanna talk anymore :I
Better late than never?? *fail Gaga fan*
Coz I f*cking LOVE this song!!!!! *gwah*.......... again X'D
And thought my Alicia and Krissie would make an awesome Beyonce and Gaga parody thingy 8P coz I'm insane like that c:
Tried to highlight as well as shade and generally put effort into this, since I really liked how the lineart came out o3o yay~
Yet another BG I just gave up on, lolololol. Dunno what to say... they're both sexilicious young ladies. The end.
*plays song forever*
Some of you may even remember the boys pic I did similar to this like forever ago 8|... I hope you don't.
Hope you love it xx
Emerald High © ~Pinkaila 2012.
Outfits/song © the amazing Beyonce and Lady Gaga.
Brushes/Flag image © their owners and can be found here, somewhere: [link]
Friday, May 11, 2012
Gift: Flygerrrrrrrr
His super cool Flyger from his awesome comic which I'm throughly enjoying so far, ahuhuu >u> pleasure drawing him, hope I got details right 8P
Hope you love it xx
Flyger © ~flygerXamber 2012.
Wednesday, May 2, 2012
Title plz...
Quick crappy pic I re-did twice like 2 weeks ago and it still kinda sucks
Made mainly for =stonedtodeath's new
Meet Jason's Granddad Simon. Why does he dislike him? Coz he constantly asks Jason whether he has a girlfriend yet, and is pretty much an old perv and always embarrasses him, as grandparents do he's probably the only person in the universe that CAN embarrass Jason, come to think...
He likes golf coz he used to play baseball as a teenager? Both involve swinging a stick, go figure X'D
Yeah, they look alike. But I had concepts for Simon last year, haha, Jason kinda ended up getting his nose and jaw a few months ago bleh.
I need to do more 'joke' pics... they cheer me up >u> even if no one else thinks they're funny 8D
Hope you love it xx
Emerald High © ~Pinkaila 2012.
Tuesday, May 1, 2012
Something cute, something sexy~
Just a couple random pics I never had the drive to finish X'D...
Te amo
Originally drawn: 9th April
This came out good really o3o but I simply dunno whether to pair them up for serious or not OTL thus hesitated to finish >.< li'l story is somewhere on this blog.
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Original comments: 9th April 2012
I've been rather obsessed with lesbians lately 8D <3 *slapped*
So err, yeah, remember when they were friends last month? They're a couple now :XD:
I shared a random story with :devkaristal: a few weeks ago about how they 'got together'. It sucked, but it inspired me to pair 'em up anyway X'D been typing a lot of scripts recently... :B
It was somewhere along the lines of "OMG I really like her, but she's straight, so fffff!! Bi bomb shelled dropped. We should totally date BBQ!!"
:bulletblack: Among my random scripts, I discovered <b>Alicia</b> has some trouble standing up for herself ;u; she'd rather ignore bullies than confront them. <b>Kexi</b> however, will happily call people out on their sh*t >XD though she's usually easy going, if you insult her friends she'll spit in yo face :3
Here? Kexi's whispering naughty, cute things, ahuuu, Alicia is easily embarrassed however >u> though secretly has a dirty mind :dummy:
Title is Rihanna's sexy song :kiss:
Hope you love it xx
Emerald High © :devPinkaila: 2012.
Naked day
Originally drawn: 4th March
I was so close to finishing this X'D let's all thank hell I didn't, haha!! So just showed Kay it and kinda forgot about it, yay. Lost the original comments XP yeah, I temporarily save some artist's comments, coz I'm weird like that. But basically, it was some kinda protest thing and I thought it would be err, cool? if it was an actual holiday... WTF XD
Awesome censoring is awesome.
Enjoy this wipsh*t~
Te amo
Originally drawn: 9th April
This came out good really o3o but I simply dunno whether to pair them up for serious or not OTL thus hesitated to finish >.< li'l story is somewhere on this blog.
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Original comments: 9th April 2012
I've been rather obsessed with lesbians lately 8D <3 *slapped*
So err, yeah, remember when they were friends last month? They're a couple now :XD:
I shared a random story with :devkaristal: a few weeks ago about how they 'got together'. It sucked, but it inspired me to pair 'em up anyway X'D been typing a lot of scripts recently... :B
It was somewhere along the lines of "OMG I really like her, but she's straight, so fffff!! Bi bomb shelled dropped. We should totally date BBQ!!"
:bulletblack: Among my random scripts, I discovered <b>Alicia</b> has some trouble standing up for herself ;u; she'd rather ignore bullies than confront them. <b>Kexi</b> however, will happily call people out on their sh*t >XD though she's usually easy going, if you insult her friends she'll spit in yo face :3
Here? Kexi's whispering naughty, cute things, ahuuu, Alicia is easily embarrassed however >u> though secretly has a dirty mind :dummy:
Title is Rihanna's sexy song :kiss:
Hope you love it xx
Emerald High © :devPinkaila: 2012.
Naked day
Originally drawn: 4th March
I was so close to finishing this X'D let's all thank hell I didn't, haha!! So just showed Kay it and kinda forgot about it, yay. Lost the original comments XP yeah, I temporarily save some artist's comments, coz I'm weird like that. But basically, it was some kinda protest thing and I thought it would be err, cool? if it was an actual holiday... WTF XD
Awesome censoring is awesome.
Enjoy this wipsh*t~
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